The Revenge of Knor

Sausages don't grow on trees or anywhere underground. Sausages are made from pigs. That's just the way it is. This book is about champion sausages. It's also about a forgotten grandfather, a mean butcher, the sweet little pig Oink, and the Sausage Competition of the Century. If you don't like sausage, you'd better not read it. And if you do like sausage, you probably don't either... Or maybe you do? "Give me that meat! Here, I tell you!" "That's not meat! That's Oink!" shouted Bette Babs.